The Foretold

Monster #: 88,325

What Is It: A man who can see far, far into the future.

What Does He Want: To be left alone.

Why: No one should know their own future.

Fine, I Won't Ask: He'll let you know for $50.

Wait, What?: Hey, gotta make a livin' somehow.

The Gemdge

Monster #: 32,429

What Is It: A very lonely monster.

What Does It Want: A friend.

Why Can't It Have Friends: He's very shy.

This Is Very Sad: Yes, I agree.

Jaalmp

Monster #: 103,496

What Is It: A very energetic monster.

What Does It Want: To run around and goof off all day long.

Why: Cuz doin' important stuff is lame.

Damn, You Speak the Truth: You know I do.

Jaggar

Monster #: 836,253

What Is It: A very vicious, very mean monster.

What Does It Want: To attack innocent creatures.

Why: He enjoys being on top of the food chain.

I Thought People Were On Top of the Food Chain: Thought wrong, buddy.

Gen. Harry Hausen

Monster #: 1,920

What Is It: The general of an army of skeleton warriors.

What Does It Want: To ravage and pillage the land as much as possible.

Why: 'Cuz its master wants it to do that. Come on.

What Is It A Skeleton Of: That's a whole 'nother monster, my friend.

Villusic

Monster #: 8,346

What Is It: Some sort of bio-mechanical monstrosity.

What Does It Want: To constantly proclaim his brilliance.

Is He Brilliant: Ha ha, no.

Really: Yeah, he's an idiot who thinks he's a genius.

So He's Incredibly Dangerous: Oh yes.

The Dolasaur

Monster #: 914,004

What Is It: A very content dinosaur.

What Does It Want: To live a life free of troubles.

Wait, Is Thing Still Alive: Yes.

It Survived The Meteor: Yes.

Where The Hell Is It: It lives in Staten Island. People just haven't noticed it yet.