Yercch

Monster #: 35,244

What Is It: A monster with visions.

Visions of What: Weird, psychedelic colors.

Why: Because he was chosen.

Why Does He Look So Unhappy: You'd be unhappy too if you had to look at psychedelic colors all the damn time.

Rodin

Monster #: 17, 825

What Is It: A big hairy monster, lost in thought.

What's It Thinking About: Oh, lots of things.

Like What: The nature of life, what it's like to be a monsters, all that stuff.

Why Does He Look So Grim: Thinking makes you sad.

(Artist Fun Fact: This illustration was produced entirely in Flash)

The Present of Horror!

Who could do such a thing to such an innocent gift?

The Gift of Terror!

Just a reminder folks, a real human being wrapped this present (me!).

Terrifying indeed.

Coming Up

Hey folks, there will be no monsters this week (monsters celebrate the holidays too) but I’ve got something even more horrifying coming your way.

I’m pretty awful at wrapping presents so for three days next week you’ll get to see some truly badly wrapped gifts. Stuff so bad you’ll think a monster wrapped it!

Have a happy holiday,
Ryan

Skraak

Monster #: 4,566

What Is It: An insane monster.

What Does It Want: To just be itself.

And Itself Is...: Insane.

Oh, Right: Yep.

I Don't Like This Guy: Don't worry, he doesn't like you either.

Vortryck

Monster #: 3,445

What Is It: A nasty, winged creature that only comes out at night.

What Does It Want: To scare anyone that gets in its way.

Why: He likes it.

This Guy Needs to Get A New Hobby: Tell us about it!