Showing posts with label suit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label suit. Show all posts

Friday, January 18, 2013

Crudge


Monster #: 4,566

What Is He: A bitter, angry corporate drone.

What Does He Want: For you to fill out the TPS Report on time, damnit!

What Happened to His Head: That's what  happens when your life is nothing but meaningless memos.

How Can I Avoid Such a Fate: Draw! Draw! Draw!

Friday, September 9, 2011

Ostrick

Monster #: 713

Who Is He: An ostrich with delusions of grandeur

How Can an Ostrich Wear a Suit: I don't know, why are you asking me?

Likes: Bowler hats, putting his head in a hole in the ground

Dislikes: Unsophisticated riff raff, holes that are too small

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Grimsby

Monster #: 349

Who Is He: A Very Upper Class Monster

Taste In Suits: Only the Finest May Touch His Scales

Is That Bowler He's Wearing: Oh, Most Certainly Yes!

Is He Completely Unbearable To Be Around: Absolutely