Showing posts with label suit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label suit. Show all posts
Friday, January 18, 2013
Crudge
Monster #: 4,566
What Is He: A bitter, angry corporate drone.
What Does He Want: For you to fill out the TPS Report on time, damnit!
What Happened to His Head: That's what happens when your life is nothing but meaningless memos.
How Can I Avoid Such a Fate: Draw! Draw! Draw!
Labels:
business,
businessman,
cartoon,
corporate,
draw,
drone,
meaningless,
memos,
monster,
suit,
TPS Report,
weird
Friday, September 9, 2011
Ostrick
Monster #: 713
Who Is He: An ostrich with delusions of grandeur
How Can an Ostrich Wear a Suit: I don't know, why are you asking me?
Likes: Bowler hats, putting his head in a hole in the ground
Dislikes: Unsophisticated riff raff, holes that are too small
Who Is He: An ostrich with delusions of grandeur
How Can an Ostrich Wear a Suit: I don't know, why are you asking me?
Likes: Bowler hats, putting his head in a hole in the ground
Dislikes: Unsophisticated riff raff, holes that are too small
Labels:
bowler,
cartoon,
classy,
hole,
monster,
ostrich,
sophisticate,
suit,
twit,
upper class,
weird
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Grimsby
Monster #: 349
Who Is He: A Very Upper Class Monster
Taste In Suits: Only the Finest May Touch His Scales
Is That Bowler He's Wearing: Oh, Most Certainly Yes!
Is He Completely Unbearable To Be Around: Absolutely
Who Is He: A Very Upper Class Monster
Taste In Suits: Only the Finest May Touch His Scales
Is That Bowler He's Wearing: Oh, Most Certainly Yes!
Is He Completely Unbearable To Be Around: Absolutely
Labels:
bowler,
cartoon,
classy,
monster,
sophisticate,
suit,
upper class,
weird
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