Walter Rumson

Monster #: 6,799

What Is It: A poor man blessed with terrible powers.

Like What: He can see infinite potentiality.

That Doesn't Sound So Bad: He has no choice in the matter.

Oh: Yeah, he sees everything at every moment all the time.

Yikes: He's one of the sadder cases in our files.

Bad Thoughts

Monster #: 15

What Are They: The dark, cruel beliefs that lurk in the back of your mind.

What Do They Want: To turn you into a horrible person.

Why: Why not?

How Can I Stop Them: Think twice before you say something.

Krebs

Monster #: 213

What Is It: A beatnik monster that's about to lay down some mind-blowing poetry.

What Does He Want: To open up the minds of squares everywhere.

Likes: Allen Ginsberg, snapping

Dislikes: Dwight Eisenhower, clapping (only sheeple clap)

You and Yourself

Monster #: 3

What Is It: Normally you're a cheerful, well-adjusted person, right? Well, there's a part of you that isn't so nice.

Where Does It Come From: It comes from that bitter, misanthropic part of your mind.

What Happens When It Gets Loose: Well, you won't have too many friends anymore, that's for sure.

How Can I Stop It: Whenever you get angry over something or someone, ask yourself, "Is it really worth ragin' over?"