Daya Zik

Monster #: 20,563

What Is It: A badass alien outlaw.

What Does It Want: She wants to commit crimes and get away with it!

Oh Wow, That's Messed Up: I know!

Does She Realize It's Wrong to Commit Crimes: She does, but she does it anyway!

Oh My God: I know!

Dembo

Monster #973

What Is It: A none-too-bright gangster monster.

Gangster Monster?: Yeah, he's part of the monster mafia.

There's a Monster Mafia?: Of course there's a monster mafia. Why wouldn't there be?

He Looks Like Somebody That's Gonna Get Whacked Soon: Oh yeah.