Grogzilla

Monster #: 346,534,567

What Is It: Just a really, really big monster.

What Does It Want: To wreck cities 'n shit.

Why: Because it can, man.

Your Writing's Getting Really Informal: Yeah? Whaddya gonna do about it?

...Nothing: That's what I thought, ya' dummy.

Sad Robert

Monster #: 924,045

What Is It: A very sad monster.

What Does It Want: To find some form of happiness in the Big City.

What Makes Robert Happy: He doesn't know.

Well, That's A Problem: Yeah, no kidding!