Many, Many Monsters
New Monsters Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Monster #805
Name: Stonehead
Body Type: Rock. What else?
Has a Soft Spot For: Butterflies
Strength: Able to lift 50 tons without breaking a sweat
Last Seen: Smashing rocks at the quarry.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Monster #687
Name: Patrick Wolfman
Occupation: Werewolf of Wall Street
Likes: Money, Full Moons
Dislikes: Lack of Money, Silver Bullets
Warning: His stock tips are terrible
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Monster #453
Name: Vanisa
Occupation: Party Girl
Flexible: You Bet
Grip on Reality: Loosening
Last Seen: Tripping the Light Fantastic. I think that's what they call it nowadays.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Monsters #32 and 33
Names: Ip (left) and Ak (right)
Type of Partnership: Long-suffering
Which One's the Schemer: Ak
Which One's the Neurotic: Ip
Do their plans ever succeed: No.
Friday, June 17, 2011
Monster #345
Name: Hugo
Weight: 50 tons (it's all in the thighs)
Mood: Angry
Favorite Activities: Standing Still, Breathing
What to do if you see him: Don't make fun of his neck. He's very sensitive about his neck.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Monster #903
Name: Kip
Height: 6ft
Mood: Happy-Go-Lucky
Chances He'll Be Eaten by the Other Monsters: 100%
Last Seen: Skipping Through the Park
Monday, June 13, 2011
Monster #72
Name: Leviathor
Height: Tall Enough, Damnit.
Favorite Hangouts: Right Under Your Ship
Favorite Game: Surprise!
What To Do if You See Him: Don't worry, he'll be the last thing you'll ever see.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Monster #240
Name: Eckt
Wingspan: Longer than you
Regards for Personal Space: None
How Sharp are the Claws: Very
What to Do if You See Him: Duck
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Monster #381
Name: Strictor
Likes: Eating People
Dislikes: Not Eating People
Length: Too Long
Last Seen: Slithering Around Subway Tunnels
Monday, June 6, 2011
Monster #501
Name: Trok
Height: 50 feet (give or take)
Disposition: Annoyed
Last Seen: Underneath the Atlantic Ocean
What to do if you see him: Run
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