Jllaacks

Monster #: 6,503

What Is It: Just a nasty, mean ol' monster.

What Does It Want: To rip everything else into shreds.

What About Shreds, Does It Rip Shreds Into Shreds: Shut up.

Wow, Rude: Don't do this shit, man.

The Yodeling Olf

Monster #: 234,246

What Is It: A big, green monster that yodels.

What Does It Want: To yodel, of course, ya big silly.

Why: He's Swiss. That's what Swiss folk do.

This Doesn't Seem Quite Right: Shut up.